Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!
Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.
good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++
mayqueen517 said: Omg, that is amazing and you are great (also, you are talking to the giant nerd who wrote a sociological research paper on the gender politics of comics as an industry. YEAH. YEAH, THAT HAPPENED). IDK, I like Chuck Hansen and all but I'm just. no longer invested in him? But writing wise etc, I find him incredibly interesting. But also I will connect songs to people/characters faster than just about anything.
*carefully shoves hundreds of character-based playlists and inspirational writing songs under a rug*
YEAH, BUT NAH? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
*thesis about the evolution of cinderella stories falls out of trench coat, along with a ream of printed-out research from J-STOR for character development*
FUCK. YOU’VE FOUND ME OUT.
I’M JUST GONNA WRITE MY EPIC POST ABOUT THE PHONOLOGY OF RALEIGH BECKET’S ACCENT AND ALL ASSOCIATED IMPLICATIONS NOW. DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST TOO NERDY TO BE TOLERATED.
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.
(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via dogslug)
I feel sorry for anyone he dates.
Oh my god. And he’s a biology major? HAHAHAHAHA
women don’t masturbate the way men do
If he’s referring to quantity, we should compare numbers because I’m pretty sure I’d win.
It’s like, “son, they sell dicks that are twice your size and never go soft, and most women have hands of their own. Women don’t need you for shit.”(via bigangry)